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Author: Jeremy Haynes | founder of Megalodon Marketing.
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Pull the curtain back and you discover the harsh, liberating truth: every ad account, every funnel, every click you buy is just another table in a neon-lit casino. CPMs are the rake. Funnels are the games spread—blackjack, baccarat, craps, slots. The goal, like the high-roller in the penthouse, is not to “not lose.” The goal is to extract seven-figure stacks, month after month, before the house adjusts the rules.
In my early agency days I tried to intellectualize marketing, wrap it in spreadsheets and academic jargon. Growth was respectable—but slow. The breakthrough came when I started labeling campaigns the way pit bosses label tables: risk profile, payout potential, skill requirement, house bias. Concepts snapped into place. Scaling became decisively faster, more aggressive, and—ironically—more predictable, because I finally respected the volatility instead of pretending it wasn’t there.
Professional gamblers “think in bets.” Annie Duke wrote the playbook, but the idea predates her by centuries: decide based on probability and payoff, not on emotion or superstition. Every time you hit “Publish” inside Ads Manager you’re placing a wager. Budget is your stack; ROAS is your payout multiple; attribution lag is the shuffle.
Gamblers scan the pit for the highest-edge game for them. Likewise, we scan the landscape for funnels and traffic sources whose probabilities line up with our strengths. Paid social to webinar? Maybe. Organic to DM? Perhaps. A $997 challenge funnel with a $10 K upsell? Only if your presenter can close like a pit-trained magician. Thinking in bets forces you to calculate—not dream—before you place the chip.
Numbers on a felt mat are static; what animates them is the player. Skill widens or crushes your edge.
A friend of mine lives in a $20 M mansion, twenty cars deep in his garage, all funded by two-to-three-million-dollar months. Another client of mine cleared $19 M from a single in-person event and wanted to partner with him. Ninety-nine percent of entrepreneurs would sprint to that stage. My friend politely passed. Why? He knows he’s a webinar assassin, not an event evangelist. The +EV (expected value) for him stayed inside Zoom, not a ballroom. Self-awareness saved him a multi-million-dollar detour.
Then there’s Vegas Matt, tattooed up, filming himself hammering slots—the mathematically ugliest game on the floor. Yet he walks out in profit because his method, discipline, and bankroll strategy bend the payout curve. Meanwhile retirees literally wet themselves at the same machine chasing losses. Same game, opposite outcomes. Skill—not the theoretical RTP—decides who banks.
Marketing translations:
I have clients clearing seven figures monthly on nothing but call funnels, yet I know closers who whiff every Zoom but demolish stages. Your job is to stack the deck by matching funnel to founder skill. Anything else is roulette—fun if you enjoy red-black coin flips, brutal if you need predictable cash flow.
High-stakes gamblers wait for the shoe to heat, then shove. Advertisers have parallel signals.
One challenge funnel we managed sold $600 K in tickets, produced $3.4 M in upsells, and sat at 1.9 × profit before the upsells even hit the ledger. That’s not permission—that’s a mandate—to lift the budget ceiling. Infinite spend equals infinite qualified leads when your CAC is negative.
I live on Google Trends. Five-year view, up-and-to-the-right trajectory. We compared “quit alcohol,” “cold plunge,” “red light panel.” Red light beat the first two. Then we typed “AI” and the graph exploded off the axis. Clients who aligned offers with AI narratives rode that macro wave straight into seven-figure MRR while competitors still debated creative hooks.
Sometimes the spike is micro. The U.S. Secretary of Health gets papped sipping methylene blue on a private jet; overnight search interest rockets. If you sell methylene blue, that candle is your green light. Push every chip until the peak breaks.
Your ad dashboard might scream “scale forever,” but if customer support pings with refund alarms you need a huddle. Conversely, if ops freak out over edge-case tickets while the profit chart looks like Mount Everest, overrule the fear. The player who sees the full table—dealer tells, stack depth, true count—wins.
Even legends cash out when the pit boss taps them on the shoulder. Digital equivalents:
That’s the house nudging you to dinner. You can stubbornly double down and lose the night’s haul, or pocket wins and find an emptier table tomorrow. Remember: chip conservation keeps you in the game long enough for the next AI-level macro trend.
Think of your revenue like two distinct bankrolls.
Some operators stitch three or four mid-size funnels—webinar + call + mini-course + DM—and none individually cracks $1 M. Collectively they crest the mark. That mosaic is safer than one monster bet and faster than trying to grind tiny wins alone.
A bettor audited on PolyMarket risked a million to pocket $50 K by repeatedly betting “no” on 98 %-unlikely events. One freak outcome wouldn’t wipe him because the volume of micro wins dwarfed the occasional outlier loss. Translate that to ads: hedge your massive webinar with a dozen micro offers that cover overhead if the headliner bombs.
Execute that blueprint and you graduate from “lucky marketer” to disciplined high-roller, racking seven-figure months while casual players cash comped rooms and flight vouchers.
The difference between the tourists lighting cigars with $5 chips and the killer perched in the high-limit room is not charm, not luck, not a secret Facebook hack. It’s probabilistic thinking, ruthless self-awareness, and the courage to shove when the math screams yes.
Respect the casino you’re operating in. Accept volatility as the entrance fee. Then master the odds, select the games that flatter your talent, and guard your stack so you’re still seated when the next spike on Google Trends flashes like a jackpot light. That is how you scale to $1 million a month—over and over—while the house wonders how you keep walking out heavier than you walked in.
Remember: the game never stops. Only the unprepared get forced away from the table. Stay sharp, protect your pile, and when the shoe heats up… shove.
Jeremy Haynes is the founder of Megalodon Marketing. He is considered one of the top digital marketers and has the results to back it up. Jeremy has consistently demonstrated his expertise whether it be through his content advertising “propaganda” strategies that are originated by him, as well as his funnel and direct response marketing strategies. He’s trusted by the biggest names in the industries his agency works in and by over 4,000+ paid students that learn how to become better digital marketers and agency owners through his education products.
Jeremy Haynes is the founder of Megalodon Marketing. He is considered one of the top digital marketers and has the results to back it up. Jeremy has consistently demonstrated his expertise whether it be through his content advertising “propaganda” strategies that are originated by him, as well as his funnel and direct response marketing strategies. He’s trusted by the biggest names in the industries his agency works in and by over 4,000+ paid students that learn how to become better digital marketers and agency owners through his education products.
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